Dealing with Idiots

Tiffany recently had a conversation with someone that went something like this:

Dude: [so and so] is one of those Mexicans.
Tiffany: [so and so] is from Venezuela.
Dude: [so and so] speaks Spanish. Anyone who speaks Spanish is a Mexican in my book.
Tiffany: You're an idiot.

I came up with an alternative response.

Imaginary Daniel: You know the most surprising part about that? That you have a book. Asshat.

Oh snap.