Regarding the cliche that something is "So good it'll make you slap your momma," don't.
Seriously, no matter how good those baby back ribs seem right now, it's going to sound really stupid when the cops show up.
This was of course established in State of Virginia v. Sweet Baby Ray, in which the court not only held the defendant in contempt of his momma, but also upheld the suspension of habeas porkus.
Update: The court did acknowledge that the ribs in question were corpus delicious.
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