Showing posts with label truck bunghole. Show all posts
Showing posts with label truck bunghole. Show all posts

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Million Dollar Idea

Been gone all week, driving all over Arkansas. On the way back to good ol' Nashville, a 600-mile haul down I-40, I came up with a great bumper-sticker idea.

Behold!

Why would someone use this bumper sticker, you ask? It's quite simple. Whenever you see a pickup with truck nuts, you put this bumper sticker smack in the middle of the tailgate. Then, the truck has an asshole to match its balls.

BAM!

Update: If you should want to purchase this sticker for yourself, you can do so through the magic of the internet at http://www.cafepress.com/ihatetrucknuts.

Pre-emptive snarky comment: "I thought that adding nuts to the truck was supposed to complement the pre-existing asshole, not the other way around." *zing*